best office moment ever hands down

this is my friends and i

barneyandnofriends:

Its actually your semen. 

sasborg:

fledglingbalthazar:

overlord-loki:

berealinstead:

s-4-m-m-i-e:

eileenexoh:

nathvn:

sosahrkzin:

interestinglyweird:

purdaldoo:

tea-time-in-the-evening:

aishaneko:

fe4ther:

narglefighter:

especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

Watch this, Orlando!!

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

It’s like the birth of an orc.

barneyandnofriends:

myfiveflawlesshomos:

harry-styles-in-my-bed:

nialls-rainbow-guitar-strap:

onedirectionownsmysexlife:

NIALL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

He’s being the snowflake that he is. That’s what he’s doing.

what the hell did they feed him?

I pray for you guys.

I WAS HERE FOR THISSILDFsdfhklaksdjfh

this-could-be-infinite:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

cries

keybladeninja11:

No prejudice at all on their part.

No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.

No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight. 

We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.

But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER

whosthisdouchefag:

classyprostitute:

vvelvvet:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

so calm as they get doused 

omfg

im cryinhg oh my ogd